$5 TOYS

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An Unspeakable Kazoo is an awesome, classic musical toy, inexpensive enough to use as party favors, or gifts for the fan that has to have EVERYTHING Unspeakable. 

• Available in Neon Green or Red with Black font, Black with Neon Green font, and Blue or Red with White font. 
• 4.5"L x 7.8"W Unspeakable Kazoo
• Sold Individually. 
• No refunds or returns.

Kazoo does not work if you just blow into it -- they work off of the vibration of your voice.

If you're looking for a new way to show off that you're Unspeakable's biggest fan, this temporary tattoo is the merch for you. 

• Unspeakable's 2"x 2" temporary tattoo is the perfect size to fit on your hand, face, arm, etc. to show your Unspeakable pride!
• Sold Individually - you get one tattoo. 
• Lasts 3-5 days. 

TO REMOVE: Use rubbing alcohol or baby oil. Wait 10 seconds, then rub away tattoo with cotton ball or tissue. Do not scrub with soap and water. 

CAUTION: Do not apply to sensitive skin, the eye or lip area, or if you are allergic to adhesive. 

No refunds or returns.

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Whistles are great for camping, travel, and year-round fun. If you want an effective way to always being able to get someone's attention, Unspeakable's new whistle keychain is the merch for you. 

• Constructed with sturdy aluminum, this whistle is made to last. 
• Small enough to carry wherever you go, but loud enough to be heard from a distance. 
• Available in Green with Black Font, Black with Green Font or Blue with White Font. 

No refunds or returns. 

Blow into the designated spot to make a sound similar to an air horn. Perfect for parties and the outdoors, this air horn is loud enough to be heard from a distance. 

Caution: Very Loud! 

• Available in Yellow or Green with Black Font, Black with Neon Green font, or Blue with White Font.
• Comes with a matching lanyard for easy carry.

No refunds or returns. 

Be careful not to bust or puncture the rubber drum, or the air horn will no longer work. 

Warning: Not suitable for children under 5 years of age. 

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Woopie cushions might be the all-time best prank, and now you can get laughs with Unspeakable pride. This new mini woopie cushion is so small, nobody will be able to see your Unspeakable prank coming. 

• Stick a woopie cushion under your best friend’s chair or right before your mom sits down for dinner and get a great laugh.
• This Unspeakable whoopee cushion features the Unspeakable crouching frog icon and font, so you can prank your friends and show off your Unspeakable pride.
• 3.125" Diameter 
• Available in Black or Red with Crouching Frog Icon and Unspeakable Font. 

No refunds or returns. 

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This Jumbo-sized LED flashing hand clapper flashes LED colors for up to 10 hours. This toy is perfect for parties, as party favors or for Unspeakable's biggest fans to play with and make some noise. 

• 11" jumbo size hand clapper -- bigger than your average hand clapper 
• Available in blue or green with Unspeakable's font in black. 
• Sold individually.

No refunds or returns.

Warning: Not suitable for children under 5 years of age. 

Popping toys are the best way to keep yourself entertained while you're waiting for your gaming server to load, or to play with while taking a break from homework. 

Simple and easy to use, just push down on the head then quickly let go to send this toy flying. 

The fun is in the mystery - you don't know which color you'll get! 

• Sold Individually. 
• Great as party favor or stocking stuffer 
• Each Poppin Pal has Unspeakable's icon on one side, and a fun face on the other. 
• 3.5" Mystery Poppin Toy

No refunds or returns. 

 Warning: Not suitable for children under 5 years of age. 

There are few things that are as entertaining as watching Unspeakable's videos, and hitting sticky hands against various surfaces happens to be one of them. With a small egg container included, you don't have to worry about this toy getting dirty when you're not playing with it. 

• Perfect for party favors, small gifts and incentives, or stocking stuffers. 
• Available in Blue with White font, Green with Black font or Red with White font. 
• The hand color is a mystery! 
• 2 1/4 x 1 1/8 Egg container 

No refunds or returns. 

Warning: Not suitable for children under 5 years of age. 

 Make some noise with Unspeakable's 16" Groan Tube! Twist and turn the tube to make the fun and strange sounds. Try not to annoy your parents or siblings with this noisy toy! 

• Colors are random, the fun is waiting to see what color you get!
• Customized with Unspeakable's font in black. 

No refunds or returns. 

• 1 oz. Unspeakable Bubbles with Icon Outline
• Sold Individually. 

No refunds or returns.